Thursday, 13 December 2012

I'm Hell on Heels...

...say what you will. Well, I was in hell and I’m sure the workers at El Prat had a good laugh at my actions.

Last week Courtney and I traveled to Barcelona!  We left from Stansted, as per usual on Friday morning.  We landed in Barcelona around lunchtime and immediately took the bus from the airport towards the center of the city to find our hostel.  We first went to McDonalds for lunch.  Shocker.  Then, we found our hostel.
St. Christopher’s Inn was the nicest hostel we stayed in and it was in the best location.  The beds had curtains so I didn’t feel creeped out when I slept and even better, there were lockers for our bags under our beds!  It was great.  It was right off the famous shopping street in Barcelona, La Rambla, as well!  

A great hostel!

The first day, didn’t amount to very much, once we were at the hostel we decided on a 20 minute rest.  That turned into 2.5 hours.  Whoops!  Well I did feel better rested at least!  In the later afternoon we decided to do our usual first day shopping!  We bought a few things and then headed across town on the metro to The Magic Fountain at MontjuÏc.  The Magic Fountain is really just a fountain set in time to music that lights up, but I loved it.  It reminded me of Disney World except for the fact that it felt like it was 40 below.  Overall, it was a success!  That night we had a late dinner at the Hard Rock.  A staple on each of our trips!



The Magic Fountain!

The next day we had so much to do with the lost day on Friday!  We began the morning off pretty early and headed to Camp Nou.  Camp Nou is where FC Barcelona plays and Courtney and I were determined to do a tour of the stadium.  We couldn’t figure out where to buy tickets, so we went shopping!  The FC Botiga was amazing.  It was an FCB explosion!  We limited ourselves to a few small things and then finally found the ticket counters.  While we were standing in line, we discovered that there weren’t any stadium tours that day.  But it was because THERE WAS A GAME!  How lucky!  The tickets were pretty affordable, so we decided to skip the museum and just go to the game instead!  We were beyond excited.  We knew we had to be back at the stadium by 7:30, so we needed to get everything touristy done in 6 hours.  Next on the list, the Sagrada Familia. 

Camp Nou!

FC Botiga!

The Sagrada Familia was designed by Barcelona’s most famous architect Gaudi.  It has been under construction for 130 years and still isn’t completely finished!  The line to get inside was really long, so that wasn’t happening.  We instead walked through a Christmas Market and then headed to Barceloneta Beach!

The Sagrada Familia! Under construction!
Yeah, that’s right.  The beach in December.  It was like 40 degrees.  It was so weird seeing everyone on a beach in winter coats, but it was still nice to be in a coastal environment.  We took lots of pictures as per usual!  Dinner was outdoors.  Ellie no gusta. 

Pretty palms!

Let's go to the beach, beach!

We quickly stopped by the hostel to drop off our stuff before heading to the game!  FC Barcelona was playing some random team that I had never heard of, but they weren’t that great, so we got to see lots of goals scored by the home team!  They won 5-1. 

Barça! Barça!

GOALLLL!

only a little chilly!

Sunday, we headed to the airport around 8.  Normally, this would be where I start and quickly finish a breezy paragraph about how we flew home with no problems and were back in London in no time!  Not from Barcelona.  Let’s just say the experience was very dramatic...

Problem #1:  Courtney lost the tickets on the way to the airport. 

Problem #2:  We had to get them reprinted because there were no public computers in the airport.

Problem #3:  The airport workers are sooooooooooooooo inefficient.  We waited forever just to be told to switch lines.

Problem #4:  We had to switch lines like 4 times. 

Problem #5:  Courtney had to pay A LOT of money to replace the tickets.  She was not a happy camper and I felt so bad for her.

This is where the problems temporarily come to an end.  We quickly went through security, got something to eat, and walked the 15 minutes to our gate. 

Success #1:  The gate was reported right as we were walking up, so we were nearly first in line. 

Problem #6: As we were getting our passports checked, the workers began to look at us strangely.  I knew, in that moment we weren’t going to get on this plane.

Problem # 7:  It tuned out that we needed our boarding passes checked and stamped.  At the desk 1231943 miles away and where we started.

The problems from here on out are infinite, so let me just quickly say them.  We had to go back through the passport checks and get our stamps voided.  I was now the unhappy camper and was in devastation mode.  It wasn’t a pretty sight.  Courtney told me to get it together and ended up inadvertently slapping me across the face.  Not a good choice.  I freaked out and basically karate chopped her in the arm.  We will just move on from that.  Then we ran 1932934 miles back through the airport to security.  There they were all confused and it took 5 men to finally let us out of security.  As we were heading though the doors we asked if we would have to go back through security and the guy said no, just come back to the doors and they would let us through.  That was promising!  Then we made it down stairs, went to the wrong desk again, finally got our boarding passes stamped and ran back up the escalator to security.  We jumped the line and ran towards the doors we had passed through less than 3 minutes before.  Our guy was nowhere in sight.  Of course.  A lady motioned that we had to go through security again.  We huffed and puffed, but agreed it was best to just do it.  I went through and I had a bottle of water in my backpack from lunch.  I was not in a good mood and I did not want to be messed with, so when the lady was told me I couldn’t have it, I pretty much had a listen here moment.  I raised hell and after she looked at me like I was crazy for caring about a bottle of water, I yelled “fine, keep it” and threw the bottle down on the table.  I was a crazy person, but that was a $5 bottle of water and I thought I deserved to keep it.  I ran away and waited around the corner for Courtney.  Once she made it there, we ran the 5749 miles back to border control, got our passports stamped again and then ran to the gate.

We made it there with minutes to spare.  Then, the worker had the audacity to lecture us about always needing to have our boarding passes stamped when flying Ryanair.  As if it were our fault and not the 17 people that had checked them before we got to the gate.  And as if we will ever be flying their airline again.  No thank you.  We then boarded a plane with no empty seats sans the reserved ones.  Not actually reserved.  They picked up the signs and we took the aisle with the huge ass amount of leg room.  The bright spot in one terrible day at the airport.  We will just chalk that one up to experience.  Or hell.  Either works.  

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